Last Thursday morning, during a House Armed Services Committee meeting, Affirmative Action beneficiary and U.S. Reprensentative Hank Johnson demonstrated why every single predominantly Negroid region in the world is rife with corruption, savagery and squalor. After desperately trying to figure out the antonym of “wide” for about five minutes and ultimately settling for “least widest”, Hank Johnson, in all earnestness, asked Robert Willard, commander of the U.S. fleet in the Pacific, if the island of Guam will not “capsize” due to the fresh influx of American troops.

Marxist propagandists have been quick to label this display of sheer retardation as nothing more than a “gaffe” and a “miscue”. It would seem that they’ve also told Johnson exactly what to say in his own defense, for I’ve every reason to doubt that this cerebrally impoverished fellow could possibly understand terms such as “metaphor”, “infrastructure”, “adverse” and “fragile ecosystem”–all of which are to…

In his epic novel War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy warns young men to “never marry” until they’ve done all there is to do in life. He likens married men to “chained convicts” who have lost “all freedom” and whose lives consist of nothing but “drawing rooms, gossip, balls, vanity, and triviality”. A married man “knows nothing” and is “fit for nothing”, for he must devote himself to satisfying the whims of his wife, who, as a woman, is inherently “selfish, vain, stupid, trivial in everything”. So was Tolstoy also working for the Marxists and writing propaganda aimed at destroying the European family? Of course not. Tolstoy’s impassioned warning only indicates that feminism was the product of “Teutonic-Christian stupidity”, as Schopenhauer eloquently puts it in his treatise On Women, and not some Marxist conspiracy. Yes, the radical feminism which appeared in the 20th century was an exclusively Marxist affair, and the screech of feminism would certainly have never reached such ear-grating highs in the absence of Marxists, but then there wouldn’t have even been a screech at all if it weren’t for the foolishness of European men and their culture of romance, gallantry and woman veneration.

Marxists screech incessantly that race is a social construct and that the concept of inferior and superior races originated in 19th-century Europe. They also insist that beauty is relative and that the Aryan aesthetic is revered by today’s world only because it’s being forced on the world via the “Western” media (which, nota bene, Marxists control). According to them, the world was colour blind before evil proto-Nazis like Arthur Gobineau, Vacher de Lapouge and Johann Gottfried Herder began espousing racist doctrine. That, of course, is a complete lie, and medieval Persian texts prove it. 1000 years ago, Persians viewed Negroes as (and I quote from the texts below) “beasts among mankind” who “do not differ from animals in anything except the fact that their hands have been lifted from the earth.” They are “terrifying and ugly…with thick, hanging lips and pitch-coloured skin”, “noses flared like a buffalo’s nose”, and “have foul body odor or foul breath”. Some “eat each other” and “in their wars they eat the flesh of their enemy and most of them go naked, with no clothes.” To top it off, Persians were “repelled by the sight of a black man embracing a white woman” and considered “a woman touched by a black man” to be “soiled and defiled”. Texts like these are one of the reasons Marxists are dumbing down society with such zeal. An illiterate society is a malleable, obedient society–a blank slate–a veritable goylem.

Franz Liszt and Frédéric Chopin were friends, but naturally they were also rivals. More often than not, however, their rivalry was good natured. For a time, both of them lived in Paris, and during those days musical soirées were often held in the private apartments of aristocrats. During one such soirée, Liszt and Chopin decided to engage in some hearty merrymaking. Chopin was to play one of his nocturnes, but before he began playing he asked the hostess to dim the lights in order to set the mood and create an atmosphere in which the nocturne could be most appreciated. She did so, and nothing could be seen in the salon and nothing could be heard, except for the melancholy beauty of Chopin’s composition. Liszt had positioned himself near the piano before the lights had been dimmed, and now that it was thoroughly dark he replaced Chopin at the piano in such a way that there wasn’t a break in the music. When the nocturne concluded and the lights came back on, everyone was astonished to find Liszt sitting at the piano and Chopin standing beside it. Both composers bowed to a great round of applause, and Liszt declared: “Liszt has played like Chopin, now let Chopin play like Liszt!” This was a playful jab at Chopin, who could never really play as bombastically and vivaciously as Liszt due to his precarious health. Liszt, on the other hand, always admired Chopin’s poignant and delicate touch. Such was their good-natured rivalry, back when Europeans still dictated the culture and mores of Europe.

You can now be heavily fined or imprisoned in Russia for reading a book, for on March 26th Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf was outlawed and added to Russia’s “federal list of extremist literature”. It would appear that the kommissars responsible for compiling the list don’t actually bother reading the books which are on it, otherwise they wouldn’t claim that Mein Kampf “justifies…the extermination of non-Aryan people.” First of all, nowhere in the book will you find anything on “extermination”, “the final solution”, “gas chambers” or any other Yiddish yarn. Secondly, the Marxists in charge of Russia need to make up their minds because on the one hand they’re against the extermination of “non-Aryan people”, while on the other they glorify their ancestors’ extermination of Slavs.

Lazar Kaganovich, the judeo-Marxist responsible for the murder of 10 million Ukrainians in the Holodomor, lived in comfort and luxury in Moscow on a regal pension until 1991, when he finally met Yahweh at the ripe old age of 97. Not only was Kaganovich–one of the biggest murderers in the history of mankind–never tried for any of his crimes, he was rewarded for them! But according to Russia’s newest…

The ADL, the state-sponsored terrorist organisation, joined a “dozen other Jewish organizations” and called on Secretary of Education Arne Duncan to “interpret existing law to ensure that Jewish students are protected against anti-Semitic harassment, intimidation and discrimination on campus.” And here comes the Orwellian kicker, “including in the context of heated debate over Israel.” In other words, what the Marxists over at the ADL are demanding is that any vocal criticism of Israel’s genocidal agenda be treated as a hate crime because it irritates the bowels of their brood. Instead of being able to focus on their studies, where they’re usually busy defending theses on why Europeans are a cancer that should be destroyed (but that’s not “hate”, by golly no!), the anxious little Marxist broodlings can do nothing but conjure up visions of vengeful goyim, holocausts and hellfires when they’re confronted with such “anti-Semitic” antipathy. No doubt they’ve also grown tired and frustrated of being on the losing end of every debate they’ve ever engaged in, for their racist, maniacal, fundamentalist position is thoroughly indefensible in today’s world of “equality”, “diversity”, and “human rights”. So the only course of action remaining is to follow in the footsteps of their Bolshevik ancestors and silence the opposition. We weren’t expecting anything less, you criminals. We can read you like an open Talmud.